Quick, what would you rather do – undergo a very personal medical procedure, or listen to a vendor-sponsored webcast? Before you say, “Bring on the latex gloves,” give a listen to our own Dan Olds going toe-to-toe with executives from Dell in the following webcasts available on-demand at The Register. Dan pokes and prods (no clinical reference intended) and asks the hard questions, and adds some humor to the proceedings as well. Where else are you going to see the phrases “proctology exam” and “giant unmanaged hairball” on a slide deck?

Check them out:

Managing Desktop Software for Fun and Profit

Dan grills Egan Christensen, Senior Global Manager with Dell Modular Services,  on how Dell’s Software Asset Management untangles the “giant hairball” that is desktop software. Egan outlines the steps, highlights the features, and takes the abuse with good cheer.

Can Outsiders Enhance Exchange?

Dan and Chris Scharff, Director of Product Management, discuss how Dell’s SaaS-enabled Email Management Services can eliminate the pain, horror, and possible jail time associated with corporate email data loss catastrophes.

Modular Services: Can Dell Deliver?

A full-length webcast featuring listener Q and A… Dan, Samy Aboel-Nil, and El Reg listeners sift through the cloud services hype and reality and answer the question: Can Dell cloud up?